Now that awards season has passed, I think it can be safely said that Tilda Swinton spent the whole of it auditioning for the role of David Bowie in the biopic of his life (possible titles being The Rise and Fall of Aladin Sane, The Thin White Duke, or Queen Bitch).
And if you think about it for half a second, you realize that she really is the
perfect only choice, what with all of her lanky, alabaster-skinned androgeny.
So let's get on this, Hollywood. See above right for contact information. You know, for royalty checks and the like.